February 2012
Ain't no thang
throatspeedthrottle:
but a chicken wang
Anonymous asked: You talk about your nonexistent sex life an awful lot, but if I lived closer I would totally have sex with you. You are very attractive
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Things my friends and I make fun of
Eric sucking at everything.
Joey being a terrible person.
Myself being epileptic.
My nonexistent sex life and how I will never get laid again.
Other things I cannot say because some people wouldn’t find them funny.
Titty
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Oh boy
The wind knocked down a part of our fence. Today is gonna be a long day.
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I am wired. Anyone want to text me and have pointless conversations? No? Oh, ok.